Hi everyone! This is Cass, substituting for everyone's favorite Blog Goddess, the divine Miss April. Some of you may know me from such blogs as Kelly's Quest (RIP) and, currently, Cassidy's Quest.
While I enjoy writing my blog, one of my proudest roles is as April's sister.
The fact that we were separated at birth by several months, the Atlantic Ocean, and, well, different birth parents does nothing to change the fact that we are, in fact, sisters.
Even if April thinks rock & roll ceased to exist after 1965 (The Cramps excepted) and that a shirtless Dick Cheney would make a fine Playgirl centerfold (no, I am not making that up!).
(On a related note, sis: Still following up with our folks down here in the States about the 29 years of Christmas and birthday presents that you quite rightly feel are your due. Stay tuned.)
Anyway, April wants to stay in touch with everyone while she is having her surgery in Montreal next week, even though she has limited access to the Internet during her stay.
This has has, alas, put the kibosh on her plans for live pay-per-view coverage of her surgery, complete with dancing hot dogs performing an interpretive dance chronicling her surgery as it happens. The world weeps.
(The dancing hot dogs are something of an inside joke between April and yours truly, one that has taken on a life of its own in our daily chats. April provided a possible alternate title for this post as well: "Dancing Hot Dogs Over Montreal...look to the skies." lol)
But fear not, brave readers! This momentous occasion shall still be chronicled with the reverence to which it is entitled, courtesy of April's first-hand missives. I will be posting her wit and wisdom as she parcels it out during the week to her millions of followers around the globe.
(Play along, ladies; the girl's gotta dream, after all...)
April is sending these to me via text, so they are brief by necessity. Any typos are my fault and mine alone, not April's. So without further ado, I will defer to the lady of the moment:
My sister April!
"The drive from Toronto to Montreal took all day as traffic was snarled through Toronto due to heavy rain.
My father offered to drive me down in his new supercharged Jaguar convertible.
My job was to stay awake and keep an eye out for police cars.
We stopped in Coburg for a late lunch and to check out a XJ8 sedan, as we are both inveterate petrol heads.
We made it to Montreal by ten PM, only to find most of downtown blocked off for a fireworks show in my honour. (Jazz fest on too; coincidence?).
As we decided to go down one day early, we are staying in a very quaint and French style hotel.
Today I check into the bed and breakfast associated with Dr Brassard's clinic.
Then, on Sunday, I transfer to the hospital. My father will stay on in Montreal till Tuesday.
So much more to say but I am somewhat constrained by the text format. I am sending my missives to my sister Cassidy by text, who has graciously offered to update my blog. (Ed. note: My pleasure, sweetie!!!)"
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This is Cass again. April encouraged me to offer any additional thoughts I had, so I will share a few thoughts she passed along when we chatted late last night.
The commute through Toronto was nightmarish, as it turned out, due to horrendous traffic and heavy rain the entire journey. As she noted, she and her Dad stopped to look at an XJ8 sedan.
Because such things must be given their proper respect. :c)
"Cass, it was triple black!" she said, bewildered, when I apparently failed to show the appropriate level of reverence.
(Me to April: "Oh, it was *triple black*!!!! Well, that makes all the difference in the *world*, doesn't it?!?" :-p)
BTW, that is *all* I remember of her lengthy list of the car's virtues. Oh well.
(Nobody mention to April that I told you this, or else she'll tell Dad on me. Thanks in advance...)
We just chatted via text a short while ago. She went out to do some last-minute clothes shopping - hey, it IS a Saturday in Montreal, after all - and run a few final errands. She is in good spirits, and VERY excited. Almost as excited as I am for her. Almost. :c)
I will post her further thoughts as the muse strikes her in the days to come. And I promise I will post about how she is doing as soon as I hear on Monday.
April sends her love to all of you, and I have assured her that it is returned many, many times over by all of us.
More to follow, but for now, this is Cass signing off on behalf of April!
Love ya, sweetie!!!
xoxoxo
