Wednesday 7 August 2013

GMS (Girl Maintenance Schedule)


Today is the anniversary of my first month dilating or as we shall now call it GMS (girl maintenance schedule). Natasha I liked your acronym so much I shall now call it mine.

I get to go down from dilating four times a day to three, which means every minute of the day does to seem to be dominated by ones GMS. Downside is that I have to now use the next size larger….owwww.

#3 is a light green colour, perhaps I will call this one Kermit, because you know its not easy being green.

GMS time per session increases from twenty to thirty minutes. Five minutes for #1 (statutory grape), ten minutes for #2 (blue meenie) and fifteen minutes for Kermit. Sitz baths twice a day continue for another month.

I am feeling better and can get out and about more. I even attended a dinner party last Thursday, my inflatable donut was my date.

On Monday I drove for about forty minutes to visit my father and to check on my 59 Cadillac, which is currently in his garage complex. It was a good visit but I find I tend to over do it then pay for it the next day feeling super tired.

Tensions are high at home with “J” needless to say. Divorce looks to be finalized soon and then matter of house and me moving. You probable guessed I will be having some storage issues. But that is a story for another day.

Doing my best to remain positive and to focus on job search.


 Hugs,

April





3 comments:

  1. glad to hear you are getting out a bit.

    remember what my cousen said that she almost stopped dialating to soon and needed to go back on the regiment and i think that wqas almost a year later! ( if my memory is correct and not having a "jr moment" as an older lady friend calles them LOL.

    amazing how large those 1959 caddys were. these days the new ones would be a mid size in comparrison to the one's of the 50's LOL

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  2. Never been in the caddy, but my father had a '59 olds 88 and my but did it go like stink... floating down the road. Shivers remembering how comfortable it was.

    Speaking of shivers, thanks for the earworm girl, now it will be with me all day:

    ... the lovers, the dreamers and me, all of us under its spell...

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  3. i love your statement that the inflatable donut was your date! that's funny but "yowwy!" at the same time!

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